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8 Amazing Holes!
>
> These holes are not only amazing, but some of them are really
terrifying - especially number 8! The sheer scale of these holes reminds you of
just how tiny you are.
>
> 1. KimberleyBig Hole -
South Africa
> 
> Apparently the
largest ever hand-dug excavation in the world,
> This 1097 meter deep
mine yielded over 3 tons of diamonds
> Before being closed in
1914.
>
> 2. Glory Hole -
MonticelloDam , California
> A glory hole is used when a dam
is at full capacity and water needs to be drained from the
reservoir
> 
> This is the 'Glory Hole' at
Monticellodam, and it's the largest in the world
> Of this type of
spillway, its size enabling it to consume
> 14,400 cubic feet of water
every second.
>
> 3. BinghamCanyonMine ,
Utah
> This is
supposedly the largest man-made excavation on earth. Extraction
> Began in
1863 and still continues today, the pit increasing I n size
>
Constantly In its current state the hole is miles deep and 2.5 miles
wide.
>
> 4. Great Blue Hole ,
Belize
> 
> This incredible geographical
phenomenon known as a
> Blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland
of Belize ..
> There are numerous blue holes around the world,
>
But none as stunning as this one.
> 5. Mirny Diamond
Mine , Serbia
> I'm pretty sure most people
have seen this one. It's an absolute
> Beast and holds the title of
largest open diamond mines in the world. At
> 525 meters deep, with a top
diameter of 1200 meters, there's even a no-fly
> Zone above the hole due
to a few helicopters having been sucked in.
>
>
6. Diavik Mine , Canada
>
> The
mine is so huge and the area so remote that it has
> Its own airport
with a runway large enough to accommodate a Boeing 737.
> It looks
equally cool when the surrounding water is frozen.
>
> 7. Sinkhole in Guatemala
> 
> These
photos are of a sinkhole that occurred
> Early this year in Guatemala .
The hole swallowed
> A dozen homes and killed at least 3 people.
>
> 8. And finally the biggest
hole in the world
Dundee…
This
is what marriage is
really all about . . . .
..
He
ordered one hamburger, one order of French
fries and one
drink. The old man unwrapped the
plain hamburger
and carefully cut it in half. He
placed one half
in front of his wife. He then
carefully counted
out the French fries, dividing them
into two
piles and neatly placed one pile in
front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his
wife took
a sip and then set the cup down
between them. As he began to eat his
few bites
of hamburger, the people around them
kept
looking over and whispering. You
could tell they
were thinking, 'That poor old couple
- all they
can afford is one meal for the two
of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries
a young
man came to the table.. He politely
offered to buy another meal for the
old couple.
The old man said they were just fine
- They were used to sharing
everything.
The surrounding people noticed the
little old lady
hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there
watching her
husband eat and occasionally taking
turns sipping the
drink.
Again the young man
came over
and begged them to let him buy another
meal for them. This time the old
woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything..'
As the old man finished and
was wiping
his face neatly with the napkin, the
young man again came over to the
little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and
asked 'What is it you're waiting
for?'
She answered . . . .
**********
'THE
TEETH.'